Monday, October 10, 2011

We done got chickens (Part 1)

Few weeks back my roommate, Adam, and myself ordered some chicks online. Careful now.  I'm talking baby chickens. And they are the cutest little buggers.


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First website wanted to charge us something like $40 for shipping cuz we had too few creatures.  They huddle for warmth apparently and five is too few for adequate warmth generating.  Without the extra brothers and sisters the company inserts some fandangled heating contraption.  So we went shopping elsewhere.  Found a site that would ship for less but warned that they may pack in some extra chicks (most likely baby roosters) to supply that needed warmth.  Sounds good we thought.  Clearly we didn't think that one through.

A few days later the mailman rang the doorbell.  "Your chickens are here.  You need to pick them up at the post office."  Then he went into inquiry mode asking for details.  He was interested.  As everyone should be.

Well off to the post office we went.  At the counter we waited for an eternity.  Not sure where the little things were being kept but it sure was a long ways back.  We heard them before we saw them.  Chirp!  Chirp!  Awwww...  In the box they shuffled and chirped.  We carried them out and strapped them - oh yeah, we were on bikes - to the rack on the back of Adam's bike.  A few bungee cords later and we were off.



Fifteen minutes later we were home.  We open the box to check on our purchase.  I was sure it would be bedlam.  Poor chickens, two days in the mail, in the heat.  I was worried.  Those fears, thankfully, were for naught.  A new problem was quickly realized.  Remember those extra chickens for warmth?  Yeah, we got, um, an extra eleven.  Eleven extra chickens!  So there were sixteen cute, fuzzy, multicolored chirpers in the box.  So cute, but now a bigger problem.  See, thing is, Bloomington ordinance allows for four hens (i.e. females).  We'd ordered five hens and now we have, what we are assuming (as sexing chicks - careful typing - is much harder than it would seem), are an extra eleven roosters.  Oh dear.

Oh yeah.  And their food has not arrived yet.

Thankfully the book on raising chickens arrived.

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It's never too late to learn.

I AM AN ARTIST! I am?

Spent two weeks in Juneau, right before returning to Bethel for district-wide inservices, in what I look back on as Artist Boot Camp.  I had applied last spring for the Juneau Basic Arts Institute, as it's officially called.  I mean - it would be covered by a grant, I will get college credit out of it, and I get to learn some things that may be useful in my classroom.  Oh, and there would be four other teachers from my school attending.  Sounded pretty alright to me.

Then the syllabus came.  

And I started to get some doubts.  Dancing.  Ummm...  One out of the four classes would be devoted entirely to dancing.  Yeah.  That's a lot to ask.  Turns out, however, dancing can be fun.  Prancing around the room - yep - pretty entertaining.  Maybe on the simple fact that I'm only moving one-fourth of the time - the other three-fourths I'm watching my classmates.

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Just doing a little igloo building.  Seriously.


In addition to dancing we did visual art, digital art, and cultural art.  Teachers were all wonderful.  Juneau was wonderful.  I made some things that turned out pretty well.  I learned some things that are proving to be quite useful.  And I got to see Juneau.

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That's all my art.  Pretty.  Great.


Juneau is a beautiful city.  Located in Southeast Alaska, it is a major stopping point for the Alaska cruise ships.  As a result there are a number of things to do - restaurants, bars, shops, but the major attraction is the geography itself.  Mountains, rivers, the ocean, spruce trees, and the Mendenhall Glacier.  Fantastic.  So we hiked, climbed some mountains, saw about a hundred million bald eagles, about two hundred million spawning (ie dying) salmon.  Yeah.  Juneau is great.

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Angie and Marcella after they ran a half marathon.


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Hands down the best picture ever taken of me.  Angie looks good, too.  Email me - I'll send you a copy to post as your background.  It's that good.